In a stunning news break a Chubbs Peterson impersonator was brutally attacked by an age old arch nemesis. Chubbs Peterson, as some of you all know the coach from Happy Gilmore and notable prosthetic limb and wood glue advocate, suffered the loss of his hand in a tragic golfing accident. The Chubbs Peterson impersonator was taken to the hospital but sources say he will be alright. They are however banning any reptile heads from being given as souvenirs for fear another Chubbs incident may occur. Mr. Peterson as most of you all know was scared to death by the head of the gator that brutally mauled. Friends and relatives described Chubbs after the accident as being just a "splinter" of his old self. We pray the same fate won't befall the current victim.
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